Horses and dating. Not dating horses.

Hi,

I know it must have seemed like I died, I didn’t, wasn’t writing much either though.

Welcome to new people, I hope you are ready for sarcasm and jokes that might send me straight to hell.

Thanks for giving this a go. I want to tell you about dating and how its similar to buying a horse.

See when you mentally prepare yourself for buying a horse, you’re getting ready for a possible commitment, financially and emotionally. You have to spend time with the horse to get to know it and see if you like it and get along even. Same with dating. You scout and find a potential human that maybe you could marry or definitely would not.

Now when you find that horse, you’ve seen each other once a week for a few weeks and nothing yet had made you think that this horse is rotten. You want to be careful but you cant help yourself and might get a little excited. Same goes with dating a human. Youre not buying wedding dresses yet but maybe you’ve dreamed about a venue. (now remember this is all theoretical/ hypothetical, not to be taken seriously).

Anyway you have decided to buy that horse, so you get a lot of cash and walk down to where your horse is staying and when you arrive there (remember you’re very excited) the horse is dead.

Dead. But how and why? You were becoming friends and had such good talks.

If the horse was human and alive and granted able to speak this would be the part where the horse would say “I am not looking for a serious riding partner”, “It’s not you, neigh, its me”.

I hope you guys get the metaphor and if not, hay there are plenty of horses in the field!

Good day!