Do I really need to eat that?

Ok, so as I am sitting here stuffed, absolutely stuffed, I wonder: why do I keep doing this to myself…

I ate so much food and most of it in the last 3 hours, see I am trying to live an healthier life so I try (big emphasis on try) to work out regularly and eat healthy.

Eating healthy isn’t even the biggest problem because you get used to the taste of carrots and hummus and lettuce… It never beats a burger or a pizza though.

So here I am trying to fit back into my smaller size jeans and getting ready for summer and the possibility of me wearing a bikini and I eat a load of shite.

I hear that a big part of trying to lose weight is also forgiving yourself if you do cheat a little but how is one supposed to forgive themselves for cheating a lot or regularly? I think I might need a sponsor that I can call every time I feel like eating an entire KFC restaurant (I always feel nauseous after) but I still would. Does something like this exist?

Maybe I can hang up posted around my house and in work that have inspiring quotes.

“You are what you eat”

“Eat salads not pizzas”

“A dress size was not lost in one day”

“Feel the lettuce, be the lettuce, you are the lettuce”

“The apple does not fall far from the tree” - - > Apple is healthy and because it falls far away you have to run to go get it, which is exercise.

Oke last one I promise.

“Living la vida healthy”

This could actually work and I will sure try again tomorrow but for now I forgive myself for eating all that I did today.

Tomorrow when the cravings come along I will ask myself, do I have to eat this?

The answer will be: “of course I don’t fucking have to”
Good night, sleep tight and eat healthy!

Horses and dating. Not dating horses.

Hi,

I know it must have seemed like I died, I didn’t, wasn’t writing much either though.

Welcome to new people, I hope you are ready for sarcasm and jokes that might send me straight to hell.

Thanks for giving this a go. I want to tell you about dating and how its similar to buying a horse.

See when you mentally prepare yourself for buying a horse, you’re getting ready for a possible commitment, financially and emotionally. You have to spend time with the horse to get to know it and see if you like it and get along even. Same with dating. You scout and find a potential human that maybe you could marry or definitely would not.

Now when you find that horse, you’ve seen each other once a week for a few weeks and nothing yet had made you think that this horse is rotten. You want to be careful but you cant help yourself and might get a little excited. Same goes with dating a human. Youre not buying wedding dresses yet but maybe you’ve dreamed about a venue. (now remember this is all theoretical/ hypothetical, not to be taken seriously).

Anyway you have decided to buy that horse, so you get a lot of cash and walk down to where your horse is staying and when you arrive there (remember you’re very excited) the horse is dead.

Dead. But how and why? You were becoming friends and had such good talks.

If the horse was human and alive and granted able to speak this would be the part where the horse would say “I am not looking for a serious riding partner”, “It’s not you, neigh, its me”.

I hope you guys get the metaphor and if not, hay there are plenty of horses in the field!

Good day!

New year new me.

Hi,

New year, new me. I dislike that saying but I do say it a lot.

At any point people can change or decide to do something different. I have decided to pick up writing or blogging if you prefer, again after a long break. I realized that I missed writing things down because its a good way of getting things off your chest but I also realized that a lot of the story's I tell to people face to face, that they'll eventually get lost or forgotten and this way I can never forget and neither can you guys. So you're welcome!

So new year, new photos, new experiences and new writing material. Same me though, still sarcastic and lazy, still enjoy beers and cheese. Be ready for anything!

Thanks for checking in, write ya later!