Thursday, 24 April 2014

Drunken escapades

"No more drunken escapades Emma" is what my dad told me. "Might not be a good idea to post all of your drunken escapades onto your blog". Thats the downside of your parents being 2 of 6 loyal readers.

It makes sense, although I dont think anyone really knows of my blog let alone possible big company owning business men who want to give me a job BUT Ill try and make this a respectable post, knowning myself that might be difficult.

Yesterday was `my one month back in Holland anniversary` (these days I have an anniversary for everything), so I thought a post would be in order!!!

As Im sure you all know, I have started my new job and have become more used to the way things work. Even though they changed the menu just after I remember all the courses.... they also changed around the fridges, so I was able to grab a coke without looking and noooow I have to start all over again... So in 3 weeks I should be back on track, again...

A lot of my colleagues tell me all the time "you look like Sean" and I have to keep telling them that he looks like me seeing as I am older. I think they have accepted me sooner because he already works there and gets along with everyone, so I suppose its a plus really!! Also a constant reminder that we do reaaally look alike also humor wise, we could be twins (someone actually said that).

Only thing I have to get used to is that they have a boat outside and now that the weather is getting better it is getting busier, not a bad thing but the boat is kindaa far away from the bar and kitchen, so 3 plates become heavy reaaaally fast and then I just keep telling myself "dont drop em, dont you dare drop em", havent dropped a plate or a tray full of drinks yet *knocks on wood* but my wrist is getting kinda sore again (might also be the falling off the bike incident).

One thing that pisses me off though is the employee bathroom. There are 3 toilets, 2 for men and 1 for women.. I think that is weird because we all know that women have to pee all the time!! But sure, thats not what pisses me off. What pisses me off is that the light in the bathroom reacts to movement which means that if you are sitting down, relaxed and trying to pee, the light turns off..... I dont know anyone that has to pee and make frantic hand movements but now I do. I have spend most of the time in the darkness... Imagine peeing and waving at the same time? I can imagine I look retarded. Probably something like this.


 Anyways, enough story's of me peeing...

I am now also, almost have health insurance... Been here a month not even insured but thats because they emailed my parents for more information and dad ignores their emails. I dont blame him. So hopefully next week I can go out and break a leg or go to the dentist.

I also tried doing a jobtest (what-to-do-with-your-life-test) but I think I will remain useless for the remaining years of my life... Nothing that comes out of these things makes me go: YEAAAH I WANT TO DO THAT, I WANT TO SPEND 4000 EUROS ON BOOKS AND GO TO SCHOOL FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS. I am assuming thats kinda how you feel when you find something that you want to do?

Looked at registering for a gym ( yes, looked at). One step at the time.

Going to a concert on tomorrow, a band called Of mice & men, look them up. I am now hoping my insurance starts tomorrow...

Also its Queens/Kings day on Saturday, so there should be enough "drunken escapades" I can tell you about next week!!

For now I hope you'll enjoy that image in your head of me peeing!!




2 comments:

  1. Ah, i miss these conversations!! 😂

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    1. Totally missed this message..... I miss you in general!!

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