Murphy’s Law,

We all have those days, where it just seems that the world is against us. Especially on Mondays because Mondays are just hard.

A few that I think will be applicable to a lot of people are:

-          * There is never a queue for the bathroom unless you’ve already half pissed yourself.

-          * You’ll never just miss one train, always too.

-          * Handsome guys will think your cousin is your boyfriend.

-          * You are never sick until you go on holidays.

-          * Pissing rain and the umbrella is at home.

-          * Forgot your lighter when everyone else has also forgotten their lighter.

-          * No hot water in the morning.

-          * Weekdays are slow, weekends are gone in the blink of an eye.

-          * Never hit your big toe off something, always the small one.

-          * Scary movies will always be on TV when you’re home alone.

-          * Good movies are on when you should be in bed.

-          * The good party’s are the ones where you are too hung-over to go.

-          * The one hot day is also the day that you’re wearing jeans.

-          * Always see things you want to buy when you have no money.

-          * Calvin Harris sold out within 40 minutes.

-          * Finding a weird looking animal in your bottle of water, when you’re really thirsty.

The last one actually just happened... Just another example of what Monday is really like. The tickets for Calvin Harris' show were also really sold out within the hour. Still sad about that.

Anyways, I can think of these things all day but I think I’ll just be really depressed after that.

Happy Mondaaays...